Jeez lets see...

Dear Penny,
Good morning babe...you are such a special woman...how is it that a guy like me gets a girl like you? you arent blind...you arent stupid...you even have common sense...you are very attractive...no lets be real here, you are a freaking hottie...you don't stink...your not wanted...you are nice...you love me...now lets see I am...ahm...lets see...well a I am a...jeez lets see...I am your husband...and I am madly in love with you Penny Kaye...but for some crazy reason you are in love with me...I have no clue why you are but I am so happy to be your husband...what a jackpot I scored huh...I am the luckiest man alive, and I love you pen...
Always & forever
Sean